Brief history
For a while there has been a small conflict between my alliance and the Super Villains. Their previous elder Magneto had been attacking us for way too long, so we hit back and killed Magneto with a combination of DA and FB. Of course they didn’t like this, and the conflict grew more intense until I made an agreement with their elder to continue our normal ways rather than focus on each other.
But hey, they are villains, and villains are simply evil. They proved it and declared a war on a way-too-early time in the morning. They probably wanted to surprise us. Well they succeeded on that, but I wonder if they realised that my alliance was already in warmode?
Violent opening.
Bwam, Photoboy fell almost immediatly. Fully confident that the conflict was over, Photoboy had taken a well-earned rest. Not knowing the enemy was using DM and DA on him. They killed him right after declaring on us.
Unfortunatly, I was way too busy to check on my tribe (busy in that life outside Orkfia, yes, it exists). So it wasn’t untill 10:00 in the morning that I noticed the war. But to be honest, that doesn’t matter. For my alliance knows exactly what has to be done in case of declared war. And there were people who already killed Storm to settle the score. This was with the help of Vodaphone, yes really, they called Sonic early in the morning, waking him up after which he checked on his tribe.
With storm down, we aimed for the smaller tribes who could be easily dispatched. Sonic and M3 gave them a long sleep. Of course, with some assistance from the rest of us.
Their biggest mistake.
I admit, the Super villains look impressive and they have some big ass sizes, but they made a big mistake on their next target. They went for Mira…..
Probably they expected that they could kill a dragon with ease. Well, being a woman, Mira is way too stubborn to die. She was rained by fb, dm etc etc.
But with five minutes of her time, and the assistance of brood (love the spell), all their attacks were rendered futile.
M3’s lines
I promised M3 ten lines if we won this fight. But since that won’t be the result, he’ll only get three. Which is a good thing because I probably can’t write ten.
1. After being away for some time, the Au…. uhm M3 made a splendid return. Precisely on the right time. He said the enemy would be sorry. I like that timing.
2. M3 has made splendid kills this war, and he has been taunting the enemy.
3. Damn, can’t even think off three….uhm, oh yeah, M3 is really active and barely sleeps:p
The war continues.
The battle was already turned in our favour. Despite all the messages we received ["we’re gonna grind you into the ground!"], nothing bad seemed to happen.
At least our opponents are possitive thinkers.
For the next target we decided on the eagle, Galactus. It began very good. But at that point I fell over and slept, man was I tired.
When I woke up Galactus seemed alive, but the two oop-coming guys were dead….again. So since Galactus was already prepared for his downfall, we worked further on him.
The first test was to keep pestilence on his feathered bottom. Then we followed up with fb and…
Hit n run. Yup, we used hit n run for we couldn’t raid or anything and we killed fairly a lot citizen this way. And we kept the pestilence cycle up. Resulting in a lot of pestilence on our side. A matter which Sonic and I took very serious:
Guran:
oh, no. 20 of my citizens will die next update
Sonic:
just 20?
Guran:
yeah, that is what it says in internal affairs
Sonic:
i lose 27, damn
Guran:
we better be careful, or we drop dead before 42 attacks
Sonic:
we dont want that to happen
Guran:
indeed
In the meantime, some people noticed the activity of our ravens. So they started to hunt them. A sport that Bloodball had been trying to do for some time now.
Galactus appeared to be a better player then we expected, he built loads of churches. And we made a few little mistakes as well. But don’t worry its not over yet….
Saturday 23:00 Orkfia time, Galactus was down to 8k citizens. And even though he was attackable now, he did survive. You have earned my respect Galactus.
The battle ends.
Aaaah, its a truce while we so hoped to come out the victor. But I guess we all have to keep on learning and keep on trying. So that Orkfia wants to see us just as dead as they want the Karma Police in their graves. We’ve got a way to go, but we got good players (although SOME might need an attitude twitch:p)
And for 42, too bad, but don’t give up. Keep smiling and have fun, it doesn’t matter if you win, lose or truce, as long as you do it with a good smile on your face and learned a lot doing it.
And for the tribes that were killed: In Orkfia, Life is short, but death even shorter
11 Responses
Haha, I love your articles Guran… but what was that bit about KP? …in graves? o.o
Lawl, well done; may you war the uber alli’s soon. And keep up the good work; you guys are doing a great job at stirring up some excitement.
Either those villains were overconfident or you made em look like that… but I love the fact that you used hit’n'run to kill citizens. I never need it, but I always want to use it
ive just got to say a big thankyou to vodafone, would of stayed in bed for at least another 3 hours if they hadnt of rung me
bad war…
if eagle can not elude, galactus will laid early
one thing i learn as raven..
success suicide attack it is really something important to do if ur victory depend on it. do not wait until before updates.
wewww….. ggrrrrrrr….. ^()^
Thanks people, good to hear my work is being apreciated.
Tank, I refered to the point that all of Orkfia (accept for 12 certain players) want to see kp down:p No offense.
And Sasuke, stop blaming yourself fr the outcome. Its not your fault that it wasn’t a victory. Eagles simply have that eluding bonus. That was the risk I took.
I wanna see kp down too, but I won’t help you guys with that, sorry
thanks to lucky eludes i was able to save my @ss. great war guys
A small corection maybe Guran lord of wind.
We took Galactus down to 1512 Cti
and needed one more raid to kill him and win the war
Only problem was there was nobody to raid him online. and wen they came online Galactus also came online and took 20K cti from the market..
that was to much to kill in the remaining 3 updates
Mira, I didn’t know that. Guess I was a luck feathered-ass b@stard after all :p
Hmmm about that with all orkfia wants to see #27 down, it’s bs! We’re gonna kill them one by one^^ and then kill them again!
Your blog is interesting!
Keep up the good work!