War Report – [Bamse] vs. MH (2004)

This is a rear view mirror war report written back in june 13th 2004. June 13th 2004 [Bamse] had just ended a long and intense war with OTF (#355), and was soon becoming awear of the growing concern Mostly Harmless – MOstly Themeless (#349). As the age slowly ran from mid-age too late-age [Bamse] stod befor 2 choices. We could either continue too grow as would MH and procrastinate a future...

War Report – A Warrior’s tale

#45 vs. #39 “We knew something was amiss, we had not heard a sound from the cartoons in several months. As ordered by our elder Monkey Brains, I quickly sent out my spies to see what they were planning. We had just bested them, although it was a close call, but little did I think they’d go after us again. Alas, as my spies returned with reports of thieves gathering as flies on...

War Report – #45 vs #39

Walt Disney vs The Monkey Family Years ago, these two great alliances clashed in an epic war that up to this day, the RIVALRY continues, the old blood seems to boil again and it cannot be avoided…another great war is about to begin! The monkeys didnt wait for the WD to get the upper hand, right after Mickey’s crew relaxed a little and cleaned thier weapons with blood, (just right...

War Report – #45 vs. #36

#45 World Dominance VS #36 The Bears It was inevitable, it cannot be avoided, the great wars between 2 great alliances are again at hand. The legendary generals and leaders of humankind are again facing grave threat from the…Bears. Their paths had crossed several times in 2 ages, killing, ravaging each other, trying to inflict damage that could leave the other half dead Now again that time...

War Report – #36 vs. #45

Orkfia News Network Good morning Orkfia! Nothing unusual going on considering almighty Martel (All Hail martel!) decided not to implement new age changes seeing everybody is happily growing and killing each other. The evil robots at #17 are still dominating the charts after Death Note took a turn and decided to start a new leaf (no pun intended). The police (karma not sting) are still slowly...