War report Omega vs MQ
About a week ago we were in a semi war mode killing anyone who grabbed us or looked at us the wrong way. We were hit a few times by 41 (and 27 who was punished)and graciously tried to make a point through a few coordinated grabs, we’ll get to that later.
War report GO vs ID
With the whole alliance being very young and never really tried out a all out war kt. War was being proposed by Halcyon to test out the strength of this newly formed alliance.
War report KP vs CD
After the last Orkfia weekly some discussion came to life regarding war reports and winners versus losers of any specific war.
So Bolle took it upon himself to write a little bit more obscene war report then usual to mainly annoy rEdL|nE ^^
So here it is, KP versus CD:
War Report KP vs GNS
After the war against #45 KP focused on growing up a little but suddenly found itself almost on top with only GNS being a few acres ahead. This happened since #71′s huge Mori’s died of age and CD was decimated in a long a tough war with GNS. Before our previous war against #45 KP and GNS had already had a period of silent staring at eachother as GNS also was in warmode and very suspicious of our motives. Thus knowing that GNS would be confronting KP sooner or later, we decided that we rather pick the time ourselves and did a quick summon who had time during the weekend. Although the response wasn’t clear at all, it was decided that we would need to kill some tribes in GNS nonetheless and a convertion time was set. Not unexpected, GNS noticed the convertion and went into a semi-turtle semi-warmode, with tough defences and the ability to strike back slightly with mainly thieves but also a bit of mage backup and a lot of attackers.
The first KT was set at 08:55 and was performed in a wholly unknown manner to me because I managed to sleep straight through it. This was due to me having a very weird night which involved going to a party twice in the same night while sleeping inbetween. It was not ideal in any way but funny nonetheless, and it caused me to turn in half an hour after our first target had been killed. This happened a tick later than was planned due to Acwder heroically destroying the homes of a wrong target. However, Kaamos grabbing almost 1000 acres seems to have done the trick.
Acwder made up:
2011-09-17 10:00:00 «» Our Benedict Arnold has laid the final blow to The Lively Swallows (#18)’s career.
The second KT was at the Mori that was accidentally softened up by Acwder. A raze from (again) kaamos and one from Acwder(!) both brought him on the verge of death on different ticks but he managed to release enough troops in time to avoid an immediate demise every time. Meanwhile zelic, part of our squad of medium-sized DE’s got KA’ed by GNS, receiving 2 BC’s. He too managed to survive at the cost of a substantial part of his army. Somehow, zelic always manages to get KA’ed and somehow he always manages to survive too.
During the recharging, a new banner was put up.
A third KT was set but it proved very tough to decide who to target: all of GNS tribes were substantially turtled and extremely active. In the end, it seems that Hairy Porter, our target of last failed KA, still was the best target around. So we gave him the honour of a second attempt. This attempt also failed by a small margin because we constantly were missing our two medium-sized Britts, who appeared to be very much occupied by RL during almost the whole war! However, our persistence seemed to pay off in the end when mr. Potter didn’t show up at the 00:00 tick. A big raze by kaamos combined with all regrowth mp around was enough to put mr. Potter at rest. An eloquent banner was soon found by Acwder:
With the night upcoming, our DE’s got up some extra thievery safety and went to sleep. A next KT was set at 7:55. GNS tried to kill Bolle during the night and took quite some homes around 4:55, but when he woke up he wasn’t dead yet. Our target became Nearly Headless Nick, another Mori with roughly the same defences as Potter himself. We didn’t get close to a kill in the first tick though, missing several people. Funny thing was, our newer members kaamos and holman76 were alot more useful than some of our oldies (let’s call them V. and R.) who were completely absent for long periods of time without any knowledge about their whereabouts (although R. had very important business indeed and must be excused perhaps.. For this V. person, there is no excuse ofcourse : P ). GNS struck at Bolle at 8:55 with two well-timed and devastating razes, putting him at rest although he released some troops before tick. Acwder followed again his old way of razing when the big GNS attackers had troops out and razed Nick together with kaamos, but no matter how Nearly Headless he might have been from the start, we managed to fail to decapitate this Nick completely no matter what we tried.
So it was decided that we needed maxed thieves in order to kill stuff and a new KT was therefore set at 18:55, when Acwder would be full. GNS didn’t sit still during that long time though and decided to target a certain V., our inactive Britt who was too much occupied by real life during this weekend. It seems he got some warding like job without internet acces and thus he miserably failed to ward off the danger threatening his tribe and he fell at 17 ST. Thus GNS came back to a 2-2 score while 2 of their tribes were killed already. It was quite frightening to see how much they managed to do with relatively little firepower, due to good coordination and timing (the things we lacked pretty much : P ).
Though morale was sinking we still were only 1 big kill away from victory though, needing to kill about 8k more acres while losing would need to lose ~12k acres. I got my tribe into some higher pumped up warmode, razing some homes for guilds and pumping all money into leets. As I was a pretty big DE, I suffered penalties so far at each KA but at 7 ST it was decided to go after the big HE with the amazingly low DPA. It was special for him that I trained more DE leets, since I could break him (as DE : D ) but it would be quite a suicide.
Thus, with 2 razes from GNS attackers at 16:59, I assumed it was safe to semi-suicide at 18:59 at the HE, razing down some 200 homes on top of voiding his spells and DM-ing another 280 or so. Alot of ppl (the first KA where all larger tribes participated, although a certain V. and Bolle didn’t anymore belong to the larger tribes) did a lot of damage but when the dust settled after tick he had about 75k citizens left. On top of that he had also managed to rebuild about 200 homes before the tick. When calcing, we noticed his max citz when voided being zero though, and Acwder + me retried sneakily the next tick, voiding at 59:58 and PWing blind at 21:00 without showing any other ops. This worked fine except that Acwders successrate was too low to kill all 200 citz and meanwhile our HE hero released a bunch of offspecs to get his citz back up before zelic could run to aid with a bunch of FBs.
The next tick, this big HE grabbed me for a whopping 1400 acres by using his second general. I had totally forgotten about the possibility and didn’t plan on getting grabbed at all, but alas… It had it’s advantages anyway: my DM cost went down and the HE received a nice 20k+ defspecs for free, bringing down his max citz slightly although perhaps importantly. We let this tick pass without trying due to our thieves being still out. Thus our last chance was to kill him in a tick while he had 200 homes incoming (because the tick after the big bunch of 900 homes came in). This was supposed to be doable because Acwder once more got the idea to raze him a bit (ppl don’t expect razes from DEs and Britts so much it seems).
Thus the tick neared.. Windows were set ready, ppl were all around… All ops were hold until 59:50 earliest on the HE. With voids and DMs + a massive and finely timed raze from Acwder (Kaamos had already razed together with me) the HE was brought down to 200 citz due to combined effort of all and quickly FBed to death causing massive lag because it also generated the war win. KPs small attackers meanwhile had triplerazed a small Balrog that was already grabbed down before and brought him to 200 citz, but in all the lag and chaos he was forgotten to get FBed and he released troops. Next tick however he was put down in peace to end the suffering of his pretty much wrecked tribe (he needed to release almost all troops to survive which isn’t very nice as Balrog: we needed -64 homes without MV for kill, something V. and Bolle managed to take out without too much effort, V. thus contributing nicely in the aftermath of the war).
Final score:
Kills: KP-GNS 4 – 2.
Fails: KP-GNS 2-1 (but failing zelic imo doesn’t count)
War report by Joe.
Article image by daarken
War Report – #35 vs. #27
I The Beginning
The Playboys (#35) has just ended their war with the Bears (#36) and even though we won the war we suffered high casualties also. And then we did some ‘Payback’ on those who interfered during the war. Then, TP converted back to growth mode since the convertion during the war was not planned and we lost time and resources for our growth. Then after a few peaceful days of growing and just chilling we were bombarded by several huge grabs by their attackers (Uruks) and we cant do anything about it since we got no real big attackers (2 casualties during the #36 war), KARMA POLICE (#27)keep on hitting and ransacking our defenseless mages and thieves. Vic BOSSING Sotto, even having so much defense gets grab by [KP]Sponge Cake, a Uruk Hai, leaving around one million def. at home taking advantage of their Saruman’s Haste which gives them a two hours attack time.
Not only their elder got grabbed but also their Barbi Benton and Jay TOTOY MOLA Manalo got grabbed by the KP’s smaller Uruk, [KP]Devils food cake. The Playboys are usually lovers and believes in the saying ‘Make Love not WAR’ and tried their best to forget the trespasses that KP did to them. But the Party Police lovers are restless and did not stop hitting the ever peaceful Playboys. The Playboys can only be pushed so far that they set aside their beliefs and decided to move on the offensives.
II Best Laid Plans
The way to Peace is thru WAR
The Elders decided that it is imperative that we kill 27’s Uruks since they are the ones preventing our tribes from growing and so conversion is on the move…
TP set the time of doomsday and quietly converted to WM, since 27 got no real big thieves we went all offensives and didn’t think about thief defense. Two hours before the KT, Jay TOTOY MOLA Manalo, the legendary ‘Horse Cock’ did intels on KP and learned that [KP]Sponge Cake who was in barracks mode converted to attack mode, his current t/m defense was only ML20 and absolutely 0 thief defense, it was a mistake that costs him his life. We changed our target from [KP]Devils food cake to [KP]Sponge Cake. The first KT came and everyone was there except for the ‘Horse Cock’, apparently he was delayed by traffic.
The KT still pushed through but this time, we opped first without declaring the WAR because we might not going to take him down. But still everyone went at him and threw all their offense and when the dust clears and the air cools, Kim Holland, who reconed [KP]Sponge Cake after the ops, have seen that we took out more than 1500 of his homes. And so we declared before the tick and managed to kill the top Uruk, a 9700 acre monster. Luckily, Jay TOTOY MOLA Manalo came to IRC minutes after the tick and since he is full tp, opped the smaller uruk, [KP]Devils with also ml20 and NO thief defense and took out almost 500 of his homes by himself. Now, we only need 650 of his homes and took the chance to have an earlier KT than what was originally planned. Again, everything went well when we took out 700 of his homes and killed the second Uruk Hai.
The killings of the 2 huge Uruk Hais already met our acre requirements for the WAR win but we refuse to accept the Victory conditions. Some of the blood-thirsty TP tribes didn’t want to take the war victory since they felt that killing the 2 Uruks were not enough for the trespasses KP did, besides Apaullo likes killing KP 
. There are others who opposed and said that they suffered enough. But the elders have the final say and the KT on the third target [KP]Strange Cake pushed through. Sadly, with the auto-claim victory made us win the war. Still, we managed to kill [KP]Strange Cake.
III The Finale
The Elders would like to thank and praise all the Playboys out there who actively participated in the war, they took the time off and put high priority in killing KPer’s, even a measly 2k mage helped bring down the giant Uruk Hai.. 
Redemption is the sweetest Victory
~Apaullo
Final score:
#35: 2 (+1) kills
#27: 0 kills
War Report – [Bamse] vs. MH (2004)
This is a rear view mirror war report written back in june 13th 2004.
June 13th 2004
[Bamse] had just ended a long and intense war with OTF (#355), and was soon becoming awear of the growing concern Mostly Harmless – MOstly Themeless (#349). As the age slowly ran from mid-age too late-age [Bamse] stod befor 2 choices.
We could either continue too grow as would MH and procrastinate a future to come battle or we could fight them out now. The choice was quiet obvious to [Bamse].
The decisions was many, plans was slowly made. MH was looking rather nasty with thier 6 immortal High Elves, and supported with some heavy Wood Elves (and a few other TMs), which made us unsure if we were making the right decision.
Finally the buildings were built, we were hoping for a suprise attack, but didnt count on it.
A killtarget was set, guilds almost filled, last recons were made, showing thier HEs increasing thier CH/GH’s, the cover was blown (as suspected would be), but at 05:01:48 ST the final blow was lade in Weeee Cartoons Rule! NOT (#349) a ~7200 acre High Elf.
This woke MH up for real, thier TMs was getting the guilds and the acads, but [Bamse] set a new killtarget, Kewl d00dz (#349) had been chosen, and after surviving the first wave of OPs he shortly realised he would die, so he realsed allmost all his offence a sum of ~280k sages, all gone but ~60k.
Shortly after a thired target would be chosen, a some what harder one aswell, With 20/20 % CH/GH + ML 1 Going |llll|llll|llll|-y alone (#349) was chosen as second target. This was proved to be a tough and long kill, as we had unluck with DMs gettingn throw and he was lucky they didnt. But after a long stuggle the final blow was aswell laid in Going |llll|llll|llll|-y alone (#349) at 04:06:59 ST, a ~7400 acre High Elf.
Mostly Harmless – Mostly Themeless (#349), were now responding with heavy TM artillery on [Bamse] Teddy (#3), but gave up seeing as he keept surviving thier kill attempts. MH change target, and started on [Bamse] Surre as he had a larger amount of money on himself proven to apperently not be around he died shortly after and the final blow was laid in [Bamse] Surre 11:00:05 ST, a ~6000 acre Wood Elf.
As the fourth target had been elected, and at 15:00:18 ST the final blow was laid in Jelloman (#349), a ~7200 acre High Elf.
Now the real WAR decleration came, at 16:47:58 ST war was declared on by [Bamse] #3.
Mostly Harmless – Mostly Themeless (#349) showing they wouldnt lay still, continued on [Bamse] Burre, getting him down too 67k citz the first update, surely proving his death the rest of [Bamse] keept thier phones ringing but without a answer, though here the luck was shown, precisly at xx:58:20 [Bamse] Burre logged on and saved himself from a sure death. Building his homes and securing his tribe for a short while.
But at 18:00:28 ST the final blow came at [Bamse] Burre, a ~3600acre Wood Elf.
A hour later we coul se: 2004-06-12 19:03:16 Alliance #349 surrendered! You won the war!, befor the war started, kind of funny.
Shortly after a tripple kill were made on [Bamse] Vargen, a ~3000 acre High elf. [Bamse] responded with attitude and made a kill on Catching Butterflies (#349), a ~4200acre Wood Elf.
And from here came some failed kill attempts on [Bamse] Skalman, [Bamse] Snaskus sork, and from [Bamse], failing to kill Pillow Humpers of Orkfia (#349).
Written by Wheelie
War Report – A Warrior’s tale
#45 vs. #39
“We knew something was amiss, we had not heard a sound from the cartoons in several months. As ordered by our elder Monkey Brains, I quickly sent out my spies to see what they were planning. We had just bested them, although it was a close call, but little did I think they’d go after us again. Alas, as my spies returned with reports of thieves gathering as flies on garbage, blacksmiths working day and night to produce arms, and a great army gathering a bit too close to our borders, I raised the alarm.
In the end, we were too late. Before I had planned my defenses, the town watch raised the alarm. I fortified the keep, on the lookout for spies wreaking havoc from within. This was probably, in hindsight, my downfall. The insidious cartoons had another plan.
Shadows suddenly appeared on my courtyard, and so did beads of sweat on my forehead. The summoned dragons laid waste to the surrounding farmlands and villages, breaking down the spires of the few academies I had.
Broken, I watched in disbelief as the dragons continued to disintegrate my kingdom. Just when I thought it was over, the ground started to shake. My first fear was another magical assault, then, over the rumbling, I could hear horns and drums. Their army was upon me already!
We were overwhelmed. My army routed. My keep in flames. It was the end. As I ran through the streets of my capital, I saw fire fall from the sky like rain, and all was lost in the inferno.
It is now several months since I fled the keep, taking several wounds in the process. I fear I shall not live to tell you this tale in person. If I fall, this letter shall be delivered to the alliance council with all due haste.
Avenge me! Avenge my people!”
written by Lightbringer #39
Final score 1 – 0 to #45
War Report – #45 vs #39
Walt Disney vs The Monkey Family
Years ago, these two great alliances clashed in an epic war that up to this day, the RIVALRY continues, the old blood seems to boil again and it cannot be avoided…another great war is about to begin!
The monkeys didnt wait for the WD to get the upper hand, right after Mickey’s crew relaxed a little and cleaned thier weapons with blood, (just right after a KT) they reconverted to growth mode, thats where the Monkeys took the signal and officially declared WAR upon our crew. We were caught with our pants down!
they quickly killed our big HE attacker Donald Duck by grabbing 4000 acres by the bigger attacker monkeys. Donald duck didnt stood a chance 
Next on the Monkeys list is our templar Stich, but by this time almost all our crew were notified about the war and getting ready for any decisions handed by our leader, Mickey Mouse. Almost all were notified except Stich , he was not informed about the war and that hes being killed. he survived countless KA’s on him by several big alliances but not this one , i apologize for the noob error mate.
It was a cold moment for the WD crew, they were outgunned and outplanned by the Monkeys right that very moment, but Mickey Mouse refused to surrender and decided to fight to the death!
And so he gave the signal, the signal that we all yearned to hear..he said ” Lets get Dangerous!! ” so we lock n load!!
Coordination has never been a big problem with the WD crew, almost all of us know what to do and when to do it, Mickey gave instructions and we responded quickly, but the Monkeys didnt rest their offensive
artillery and keeps on gunning us from magic, theft, and brute force, and we hang on for dear life just bearly while waiting for the KT time.
And when the KT time arrives, we got ready, it was our time to fight back and hurl our mage, theft and melee artillary to the Monkeys, they were surprised that we responded to the declaration of war too
quickly and even expected byt he time we can kill 1 monkey they already killed 3 on us, and so we hit Flaming monkey and was killed instantly, we were overjoyed that we killed him because he will be one of those tribes that can threaten our very survival. Mickey planned our next move and we WAIT for their turn to attack.
But then we were already pumped up and ready for another kill..Mickey decided we should kill Monkey gone ape shit for his weak mage defense so we opped him with all our full mana and he also went down quickly. After this time we knew they were already ready for thier turn to cause damage so Mickey planned our next move and we WAIT for their turn to attack and hang on again for dear life.
They quickly overcame thier shock and gathered thier forces once again and the attack came shortly, this time they are targeting Nemo, our top raven, and also RobRoy our HE attacker. Luckily both tribes were alerted and quickly went to defensive mode (releasing) just to hang on and keeping the hope of winning the war.
And both tribes lived! they lived and gave us the chance to set another KT..this time it was Dooche Monkey..we set the KT and opped him but he proved to be very good in surviving too so we changed target to thier templar G Monkey..we razed and DMed him till he got 200 citz left but luck was not on our side..just right after we clicked the Fireball button, AATW went down! The server was dead for a time, and by the time we visioned G monkey, he released 9k citz..so back to square 1, we set the KT and same tactics were used on G monkey and we killed him on the second try by this time we thought Monkeys were desperate in killing Nemo, they tried and tried but Nemo was always there to foil thier much needed acres for the win, and then they went for PLAN B, landgrab us to get the acres for the win…
Their top attackers landgrabbed Nemo that by this time were already weak and vulnerable to attacks since he keeps on releasing leets just to survive..ryt after they finished grabbing Nemo they only needed 700 acres to win the war, while we still waited for our mana to be full and execute the KT..but alas we were too late, they were able to seize the much needed acres to win the war. we watched as they took thier spoils of war (no matter how meager our market was lol).
But even if we lost the war, we couldnt asked for more in our WD crew, they were good (except the noob error we did) and we managed in giving the Monkeys trouble for those fame and market goods lol!
overall an epic war and good job on both sides..THE RIVALRY CONTINUES
~WD~ Apaullo
